I'm sorry I cannot date you because:

who would my platonic male friends hang out with?
my woman's intuition perceives you as a threat.
I have to memorize a 300 year old fugue.
I only date elitist asshole musicians
   who are highly sensitive
   who need less than 10% of my attention per week
boyfriends make you fat and lazy
my independence is a more marketable asset
I say stupid things which sound stupider when someone else hears them