things that piss me off on a saturday afternoon, after waking up at 5:30 am with desperado stuck in my head:

opinions
sober chit-chat
headline news
prolific bestselling authors
prosyletizers
accessorizers
sopranos
philosophy with no traction in reality
romantic comedies in english
boys who have crushes on me
people who tell me I am smart or nice or funny
the sound of people eating, breathing, or scratching
also the sounds of: air compressors, refrigerators, keys jangling, wrappers in a recital hall
questions with obvious answers
riding in cars
talking before seven am